2007-09-26 - 10:01 p.m.
Negative self talk will get you far

Have I ever mentioned that I'm an idiot?

Because I am.

I just agreed to go out to lunch with Pretty Lacrosse Boy. Again. On Friday.

I'll just say I'm doing it because Spice told me to. Which she did.

Oh, the awkward. This is the boy's last chance. He had better dazzle me with intelligence and wit. And be covered in bruises. And have gained twenty pounds of muscle. And grown a five o'clock shadow.