2007-10-01 - 10:26 p.m.
I need my sleep, damn it! Grandma gets cranky without her 8 hours!

So here's the problem with sleeping in the same room as all the sophomores: When their freshman "Lil Sis"s come over and trash the house at 2 AM tonight, they will also be trashing all of the beds in the sleeping dorm.

My bed has several threatening signs hanging on it (mostly along the lines of "This a SENIOR'S bed. Trash it and she will break you in half." or "This is the Vice President of Risk Management's bed. Do anything to it and you'll be kicked out of the house. Just ask Betty. Oh yeah. You can't because she got kicked out!" and my personal favorite, "Hey Freshman! Wanna die slow, painful and screaming for mommy? Then trash this bed! Seriously. Don't touch it."). These signs, however, have no magical power in which they endow me with the ability to sleep through the lights being turned on, the screaming of the sophs and froshes or the chaos that comes with putting dog food and shaving cream in your "Big Sis"s sheets.

What a stupid, stupid tradition. Trust me, I didn't like it when I was a freshman either. I thought it was really dumb to trash my OWN FREAKING HOUSE and then laugh at my big sis when she had to clean it up. That's not right.

It's also not right that seniors have to suffer along with the sophs. I'm old balls, give me my damn respect!

So, now the dilemma is do I just start out sleeping on my floor or go ahead and try sleeping in my bed until 2. Hmmm. This would easier if it all didn't have to be a secret. I would just drag my mattress down here. But that would be suspicious behavior and the sophs would be alerted to their impending doom and who wants that?

Right.

Ugh. I SO do not have time for this stupid sorority bullshit!