2007-11-30 - 3:56 p.m.
No, my headaches do not make me grumpy

Have I ever managed to convince you guys that living in a sorority is a totally normal thing? Really?

Because, it's not. No.

The other day I was in the bathroom, minding my own business (obviously) and all of a sudden I heard the girls from third floor start screaming.

After the blood curdling screams abate and I'm meandering out of the stall to see who has either found a roach or been disembodied, I hear these blood chilling words screeched: "NAKED PILLOW FIGHT!".

Yes, just two short weeks after "UNDERWEAR RACES!", the sophomores decided that a naked pillow fight was in order. I definitely did not go up to third floor to witness this, but the screams, squeals, giggling, thuds, thumps, thwacks and general merriment noises indicated to me that something was definitely going down upstairs.

Oh, they're two tons of fun up there on third floor.

Mostly they're idiots and I hate them all.