2007-12-10 - 10:49 a.m.
It's a dream entry, only interesting to me. Sorry.

I had the coolest dreams last night. They were like movies!

It started out with me going to the holiday social I have tomorrow. That stupid boy was there, as he will be in real life, and we were all just standing around chatting. All of a sudden, the dean from the architecture office where I work came in and said we had to do these activities. This part was kind of boring, so I'll skip to the part where I put on a Snow White costume and suddenly remember that I'm the nanny for this five year old girl and that she might be in trouble.

So I run off in my Snow White costume to the second part of my dream - the horror movie part. We're in Spain somehow and I'm at the mansion of my employers, picking up the little girl. She's kind of disturbed, you see, because she thinks she can see ghosts. Everyone thinks she just has an overactive imagination, but I play along with her to make her feel better. She's always got me doing things to chase the ghosts away. Right after I got there, she said there was a mob of angry, bloody ghosts right in front of us and I had to throw a bucket of water on them to get them to go away.

So I'm grabbing the bucket of water and suddenly I think I can see them! But it's just out of the corner of my eye as I'm turning and when I really look, there's nothing there. But I continue on and throw the water on nothing. The little girl claims they've gone away. Her mother, who seems a little evil, gets mad at me for doing all these crazy things to get rid of the ghosts, but I do it anyway.

Then we have to go somewhere. I'm carrying her over there and all of a sudden she starts crying because the ghosts are going to get us. I'm starting to think there's something to this ghost thing, especially because once we get to the place we're going, someone from the government tries to take the little girl away from me.

So I fight them off and run into this hotel. And we're being chased, both by ghosts, which I can see now, and by the government. Somehow, I black out and when I wake up, the little girl is gone. So I'm looking all over for her and keep seeing ghosts in the process. One of the ghosts makes me hallucinate or something and I have a vision of the little girl being drowned in a bathtub.

I run to find this bathroom and bust in. I fight off the ghost/person who is drowning her, scoop her up into my arms and run out. I'm trying to protect her as we run through this hotel, but people with guns are chasing us and ghosts are trying to grab us. Finally, we get outside, but somehow, the bad guys managed to get us surrounded. Turns out her mother is in league with the bad guys who want to use the little girl's ghost powers for something bad. They get her away from me and suddenly everything turns into my backyard at home and I'm a man in army gear for the war movie portion of my dreaming.

We're at war with the apartment complex over the fence. They've got my wife over there, and we need to get her back. The apartment people throw a bomb over the fence and two of my guys get blown up. This pisses me off, so stick my large assault rifle through a gap in the fence and aim at the guys. That's when they start using my wife as a shield, which really pisses me off. My wife, by the way, is wearing a long damsel in distress dress and has long wavy blonde hair, for some reason. She's also crying and looking very upset.

They tell me to kiss my wife goodbye and in an act of brazen jackassery, they push her up to the fence. I give her a kiss and tell her I'll save her. It's at that point, I throw a grenade over the fence at the guys not holding onto my wife. Two of my guys are killed when the bad guys start shooting, and I also get shot in the side when I leap six feet straight up into the air and land on the fence. That doesn't faze me much and I stand on the fence shooting my gun and screaming like enraged f-ing Rambo.

Then I woke up.

What the fuck does that all mean?! It was like three movies in one! I started off in a Snow White costume, then I was a nanny and then I was A MAN! WTF, subconscious?

In other news, LT stole my chair. I'm going to get her back. I've only got two pranks to do so far. 1. Put Orajel in her toothpaste. 2. Mess with her Windows Task Scheduler so her computer does really random things all day (and all night) long.

Suggest some evil things I could do to her, but remember we live in a sorority so I can't do much in the bathroom and that I have nothing against her roommate.