2009-04-29 - 9:46 p.m.
Overuse of expletives? Check. This is an entry to avoid.

Dear fantastically stupid man who probably just ruined his chances of continuing to date me,

When you send me a text asking about my day and I respond that it was frustrating and I'm on my way to bed, imploring me to elaborate on my shit hole of a day via text message is only going to make things worse.

Sincerely,

The Yellow-Ninja

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Fuckity fuck. I had a rotten fucking day, I hate my school, my glands in my neck have been swollen for a fucking week and hurt like the fucking devil, my roommate is driving me fucking crazy, I feel wretched, I can't sleep and I have to get up and do it all over again in 7 fucking hours.

Bad fucking mood.