2009-06-13 - 4:27 p.m.
Next week is filling up nicely, though

My date just canceled! That's the second guy this week to call and reschedule. With a totally reasonable excuse both times . . . really. Guy that bailed Tuesday had some crazy police academy training that ran late and today the guy was moving and things were taking much longer than he thought they would.

I'm torn between being bummed that my plans for my Saturday night are ruined and relieved that I can just lay on the couch tonight while my uterus attempts to chew its way out of my body. Dear God, I have fantastic cramps and a glorious backache. Thank you, body, for reminding me that I am capable of reproduction! Now quit it.

Being home tonight wouldn't be so bad, but there's this huge street festival going on in downtown tonight and since I live downtown, its all right outside my windows. It's somehow much worse to be a loser at home on Saturday night when there are so many people right there out having fun. And eating lots of good carnival food . . . mmmmmmm . . . I am a bottomless pit when I'm on the rag. The freaking ice cream truck is taunting me! I swear, it's driven by two dozen times today!

Ow ow ow. I love being a woman.