2009-08-01 - 7:42 a.m.
Pregnant with plans for how to run for president

Totally had a dream where I was pregnant last night. It was super weird because at first I was all like "Woah, how the hell did I get preganat?" and then all of a sudden some dude shows up and I'm "Oh, yeah, that's my fiance'. We're getting married in a month. He's the one who knocked me up." I didn't have a ring, so I kept hiding my hand behind my back in public. And I was only like one month pregnant, but the fetus was like fully formed. My belly hadn't expanded out in a round fashion, though, it was pretty much just a little bump that was occasionally baby shaped. And I kept telling people these two things: "My finace' and I only had sex once! And we used a condom!" and "Yeah, I just thought I was getting fat, but turns out I'm pregnant."

I don't think the dream holds much significance, given that I just spent the whole month with my pregnant friend J and that I was "True Life: I'm Having Twins" yesterday. But that last line about thinking I was getting fat was a definite play on my real fears by my subconscious. I ate horribly and barely exercised during July and I can tell. I probably gained five pounds when I was at my parents and I think it all went straight to my gut. Disgusting.

Something else interesting: while I was gone, a guy that I dated for a little while last December, Priestly, emailed my roommate, RD. You remember Priestly, right? Nice guy, but annoying and yucky bottom teeth? Anyway, he emailed RD and asked her out! He was like "Hey, RD, you wanna go to the Rockies game with me? I can see on Facebook that you're still married to Miss Ninja, but I'm sure it won't be too awkward.". Yeah, right, you freakazoid! Like my roommate is really going to date you while I'm still living with her! Or at all ever. Besides, RD finally got a boyfriend.

All right, I'm off to reunite with family that I have never met before! Fun times!