Father: Judge. I like my dad as well, in addition to loving him. He's a bit crazy, likes to pull a bit of a drama queen act sometimes but is still one of the best human beings on the planet. No lie.

The Sibs:

Brother: Quint, formerly known as the Non Person and the Idiot. 2 years younger. He was quite the jackass for a couple years there. He's much better now. He's an excellent runner and smart but very stupid at the same time.

Sister: Spice. (her nickname makes no sense without the accompanying story, but alas, I'm too lazy to tell it right now) 8 years older than me. She's uptight but fun. She could talk to a brick wall and probably not even notice it wasn't talking back. She practically raised me and Quint. I hated her back then but she's my best friend now.

Cat: Crayola. My fat, stupid and crazy kitty. She's about 10 years old now and lives out in the garage, despite a significant lack of self-defense skills. She's very talkative and chews my ass out every time I step foot in the garage.

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CLOSE Friends

Cousin Meg: Known and loved her since birth. We were best friends before we knew what best friends were. She always lives terribly far away, the university she and her boyfriend currently attend is 7 hours away from mine. (I don't really like her boyfriend. He's weak and immature)

Shell: Not as close as we used to be, seeing we don't spend every waking second together, but he's still a great friend. Quint and I's best friend growing up, he lived right across the backyard. Good times.

College Kids

Ricola: Also known as Roommate. Of course, my freshman year roommate. She's tiny and beautiful. Guys are instantly mezmorized and smitten by her. She's very fun and very nice. We get along great, even though we're nearly opposites. She's a partyer, I'm a studier. She drags me to parties and I help her study. She used to be in my sorority. I'll miss her a lot when we live apart.

May: Lovely girl from just down the hall in my dorm. She's funny and kind. We often dine together, I like her greatly.

J: J is another of my sorority sisters. She and I instantly bonded. She's probably my closest friend in the house. She's very talkative, outgoing, personable and funny. She calls me Charlotte for reasons unknown.

Sprite: Another sorority sister I like very much. She has got to be the coolest person I know. She is completely her own person and has a style that I love and want to steal. Unfortuneatly, I am not cool enough.

Harmony: Girl in the house and the human resources project I'm close to. She's hilarious and just very cool.

Libby: Man, do I ever love Libby. She's about the most original and amazing person you could ever meet. Lib is my favorite person at college.

Emmy: Another girl in my house that I just love. She doesn't drink either so she's a blast to hang out with because she knows how to have fun sober. And she's just a great person all around.

LT/Debbie Downer/Deb: One of my sorority house roomies. Right now, all I can think to say about LT/Deb that is nice (sorta) is that she is very tall.

Loge: My good male friend. He reminds me of a little old man. Very intelligent, but not (always) in an offputting way. He makes me think and makes me laugh a lot. I like Loge and hope I can find him a good girlfriend someday.

Lealoo: My peer mentor from my human resources group/project. We an incredible amount of things in common, it's freakish really. She's kind, laid-back, smart and funny. I love talking to her. She's very helpful and patient with me.

Cousin Taj: My older cousin who also goes to this unversity. We've gotten closer since coming to school together. He's very protective of me, it's rather cute.

Davey: I've known this boy since birth. His grandmother (who kinda adopted me as her granddaughter as well) thinks we should get married. It eeks us out a bit. Davey is just my close, close friend who I have a close and fond friendship with.

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People who probably require at at least a brief mentionP>

Twin Ril, Twin Kel, Mel and Marlys: My four best friends from high school. I really don't talk to them anymore. Because Mel got super weird (and obnoxious), Marlys got sucked into a life consuming pyramid scheme, Twin Ril I just don't see that often and Twin Kel goes to a different university.

Zach: My forever crush that I used to moan on and on about. I finally got over that one.

Jules: Very good friend that I just don't see very often anymore.

Hunter: My ex. We dated for 6 weeks. Broke up Jan 14, 2004. He was a cowboy and very sweet to me, until the break up that is. Last I heard he dropped out of vet school and was doing rodeo. Go figure.

Babs/The Girlfiend: Quint's girlfriend/girlFIEND. Cute and nice, although a little strange. Quint loves her, even though they did go through some very rough times. She used to be terrified of me (for good reason) but we get along much better now. I even like her.



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