2008-07-30 - I already miss Collegetown. It really is a great place to live.
2008-07-26 - Yay! I'm getting sick just as I start the move! Excellent timing!
2008-07-24 - To sleep, perchance to dream
2008-07-22 - Boxes cost money, you know!
2008-07-20 - And the AUGHs have it.
2008-07-17 - TOO MUCH TO DO.
2008-07-14 - Can you tell she makes me a little angry?
2008-07-13 - "Waaaalllll-eeee" is really fun to say like a robot
2008-07-07 - I still don't know what do about Babs, but work is still making me laugh
2008-07-06 - Doing nothing is strangely tiring
2008-07-04 - And what am I proving? Nothing, but it makes me feeling better.
2008-06-30 - He didn't even have a chance
2008-06-27 - Shhhh, I'm hunting apawtments
2008-06-24 - I do miss him, though
2008-06-23 - Fun times
2008-06-18 - Just venting
2008-06-08 - The next year is going to be soooo fun
2008-06-03 - No wonder I like my job
2008-05-27 - Tired
2008-05-19 - I really wish I didn't have to go grocery shopping today. I hate grocery shopping.
2008-05-16 - Making up for lost time with Heartless McGee
2008-05-06 - ZXY WVUT SRQ PONM LKJIH GFEDCBA!
2008-05-04 - A long entry you probably care nothing about
2008-04-22 - It's my birthday, I'll take 8 million naps if I want to (and have mono)
2008-04-06 - Thesarus, don't fail me now
2008-04-05 - A REAL job that I probably won't get, so why am I bitching about it already?
2008-04-02 - Chatty Cathy Strikes Again
2008-03-26 - On the goodship Lollypop
2008-03-18 - And I f-ing hate crying
2008-03-12 - Weekly Digest, of sorts. We'll see how this works.
2008-03-08 - My interview on Friday got cancelled. After I got there. Score.
2008-03-04 - Hurray for run on sentences and looong paragraphs!
2008-03-02 - Here's a stick. You may now beat me for being a bad, bad girl
2008-02-03 - Pickle you, kumquat!
2008-01-22 - Oreck!
2008-01-21 - Coughin' and rollin'
2008-01-16 - Awk-ward.
2008-01-12 - Cuss words. Lots and lots of cuss words.
2008-01-03 - And I always get to be here for it! Lucky me!
2008-01-02 - Man, my family's normal
2008-01-01 - Happy f-ing New Year. Why am I so happy all the time? Yowza.
2007-12-29 - They are driving me BATSHIT CRAZY
2007-12-26 - There's no place like home for the holidays
2007-12-18 - I'm almost suprised at how down I am! Who ARE you?!
2007-12-17 - In which I should really be bed but still desperately need to study
2007-12-16 - As the cliche saying goes, "finals" stands for "fuck, I never actually learned shit"
2007-12-14 - I felt bad that I wasn't crying. When she asked if I was okay, I just said "I don't know"
2007-12-13 - I'm going to live there because it's cheap and I'm lazy. And that's that.
2007-12-12 - He always does what he says he will
2007-12-10 - It's a dream entry, only interesting to me. Sorry.
2007-12-09 - God, he's attractive
2007-12-08 - Pointless drivel, par for the course
2007-12-07 - Or at least make me pissy and angry, which is better than sad
2007-12-04 - Perfectionists-in-denial get pouty when you point out our neuroses
2007-12-02 - Longing makes the heart grow fonder? Only if you have a heart
2007-11-30 - No, my headaches do not make me grumpy
2007-11-27 - Phone calls and head thralls
2007-11-25 - Clusterf*&# is more like it
2007-11-18 - I haaaate going to the doctor, but I loooove having a roof over my head
2007-11-16 - We have an 80's social tonight and I have nothing to wear. Frowny face.
2007-11-14 - That would be a sucky way to go
2007-11-11 - Idiot.
2007-11-07 - Gross. That is a very gross image. Death by vocal cord removal = ew.
2007-11-06 - It wouldn't be a quick death, I don't think
2007-11-05 - So college
2007-11-05 - Now, if it can only go well 8 periods a day, August through May, for the rest of my life, I'll be happy
2007-10-31 - Too grumpy to make up a decent description
2007-10-29 - Excessive exclamation points!!!!!
2007-10-28 - Why the hell would a cat be wearing khaki cargo pants?
2007-10-27 - YellowNinja+brown wig+bare midriff=un-fucking-stoppable
2007-10-25 - Things should get real interesting if Spice's BF ever proposes
2007-10-23 - Fall Break was lovely. Thanks.
2007-10-18 - I cuss a lot more than I used to.
2007-10-17 - Midterms and procrastination are fun!
2007-10-13 - This turned out kinda random . . . and depressing
2007-10-12 - Somebody should tell Einstein there is almost an entire internet diary devoted to her
2007-10-11 - Raging.
2007-10-09 - If I don't talk about it, maybe it'll go away
2007-10-09 - STFU. Seriously.
2007-10-06 - I feel like shit and like the best thing on this planet all at the same time
2007-10-02 - I say America, you say Fuck YEAH! America - !
2007-10-01 - I need my sleep, damn it! Grandma gets cranky without her 8 hours!
2007-09-30 - I did say that and no, I wasn't drunk
2007-09-28 - Oh, good grief.
2007-09-27 - Tomorrow will be good. Day kinda blows.
2007-09-26 - Negative self talk will get you far
2007-09-26 - And, yeah, I do feel like killing my roommate. Why do you ask?
2007-09-25 - Soul? What soul?
2007-09-22 - Yes, these all happened today. Just today.
2007-09-21 - My friend is all gone now. Maybe I will make another one.
2007-09-18 - I'm a bad person
2007-09-17 - In which I enjoy harmless flirting with hotties
2007-09-13 - Is it cold in here?
2007-09-11 - Yesterday was a day of good news!
2007-09-10 - ARGH. I fucking hate school.
2007-09-08 - We're just a statistic now
2007-09-05 - If I was a drama queen, I would TOTALLY love this!
2007-09-05 - I feel amazing. I could beat you at anything right now.
2007-09-01 - Sweet, sweet, sweet victory
2007-08-31 - Crazy, but that's how it go-oh-woes
2007-08-29 - If you don't believe I'll mess with your AutoCorrect, just ask LT
2007-08-27 - Mmmm, slimfast
2007-08-26 - Something else I'll never tell my friends: I'm thirsty all the time and I wonder if I have diabetes
2007-08-20 - Oh mama, I'm in fear for my law from the long arm of the law
2007-08-19 - Angry baby
2007-08-17 - Remember how much I hate sorority recruitment?
2007-08-11 - What can I even say?
2007-08-08 - Eight days til senior year begins
2007-08-03 - I flip-flopped more than John Kerry
2007-07-30 - Pretty? Check. Skinny? Check. Married? Uh oh.
2007-07-28 - Wow, I haven't had an angsty rant of this proportion in about three years
2007-07-24 - Care for a swim?
2007-07-22 - I can't believe it's over!
2007-07-16 - Two nuggets of wisdom are sitting on the kitchen counter
2007-06-29 - Summertime and I'm feeling fine
2007-06-20 - I hate work
2007-06-14 - I promise I'll tell you about Ireland someday
2007-06-04 - Oh deer
2007-06-03 - Why clowns?
2007-05-31 - Ireland, Part 1
2007-05-30 - Oh, I'm proud to be an American.
2007-05-15 - Ireland here I come!
2007-05-11 - And my back left wisdom tooth is coming in rather painfully
2007-05-10 - Isn't being home for the summer great?
2007-05-08 - I can post again!
2007-05-01 - Oh mericful heavens! Who wants to come with me?
2007-04-29 - Ready, set, annoying!
2007-04-29 - Yeah, I know that doesn't make sense.
2007-04-27 - Dear Blaze, what the hell was I thinking?!
2007-04-24 - Because I'm shameless
2007-04-23 - In which my mood is lightened and my beer consumption is tripled
2007-04-22 - I'm legal to drink. Who gives a shit.
2007-04-21 - Why, yes, I am a little grouchy.
2007-04-20 - In case you didn't know, the end of the semester blows
2007-04-17 - For the Hokies
2007-04-15 - At least for now . . .
2007-04-13 - I have never been this stressed on a Friday night before
2007-04-12 - Growing up blows
2007-04-09 - Lent's over, bitches
2007-04-05 - I've been in a good mood lately. Yes, it is strange.
2007-04-05 - He saves children, but not the British children
2007-04-03 - Dance party in the hallway!
2007-04-01 - It's large, but not too large, I guess . . .
2007-03-30 - No, Fish. I'm not going to feed you.
2007-03-29 - Oh, the maturity!
2007-03-28 - It's going to be the number 1 jam, just wait.
2007-03-27 - Death by ninja
2007-03-27 - I lurve English
2007-03-26 - I'm HUGE in my mind
2007-03-21 - Here and there
2007-03-09 - Jimmy Fallon, anyone?
2007-03-07 - And then I was like "Nuh-uh" and she was all "Yeah-huh"
2007-03-06 - I've been up for the past 29 hours, sleep time commences in 11 more
2007-03-05 - Really really
2007-03-03 - Those'd be what you'd call endorphins, I do believe.
2007-03-02 - I asked nicely!
2007-03-01 - This is the third time in my college career, even!
2007-02-28 - Fluffly fluff, I have nothing to write about
2007-02-27 - I think this is the closest to hyper I've been in weeks.
2007-02-22 - The one in which I have lots of work
2007-02-19 - As if I didn't feel sick before
2007-02-17 - S to the I to C-K-Y
2007-02-16 - I have at least 8 hours until I can go back to bed
2007-02-14 - Not always the brightest
2007-02-11 - SFR
2007-02-10 - Ruining my life, I swear
2007-02-08 - It's our running joke. Ironic, no?
2007-02-07 - I do hate that fish and yes, it has been the subject of many a loud rant on the subject how how I don't like it looking at me
2007-02-06 - Shame spiral inducing paper? Not my best work.
2007-02-04 - And I hate my roommate's fish
2007-02-03 - Damn it, now the yogurt one is getting all chatty
2007-02-01 - Why are they even called "Nerds"? That makes me a cannibal, no?
2007-01-31 - It was listed as a LIT class. Stupid ho lied to me.
2007-01-29 - He said my finger was magical so I told it that I wanted a pony
2007-01-24 - Yet another pointless ADD entry
2007-01-23 - And "whorey" is now a word
2007-01-22 - It's not as funny when I should be cramming for my study sessions and TA meeting, but oh well
2007-01-21 - That's my reaction. Yell one single Spanish word.
2007-01-18 - Just thought I would briefly complain
2007-01-14 - And away to the movies
2007-01-13 - Weird and whiny
2007-01-11 - And I just keep piling it on
2007-01-10 - I am so thoroughlly depressed I can't even spell
2007-01-09 - Fitness
2007-01-08 - Why am I so tired?!
2006-12-29 - Samtsirhc Yrrem
2006-12-21 - eulogistic
2006-12-14 - If I wanted to be redundant, I'd say this entry was pointless
2006-12-09 - Done done done! (almost)
2006-12-07 - Fun with words
2006-12-07 - My dad rocks.
2006-12-06 - End of term is only one week away, which means you have one more week of overachiever ranting
2006-12-05 - No, really, I absolutely hate Christmas season
2006-12-01 - Little did she know
2006-11-28 - I need to move
2006-11-27 - T-day rehash
2006-11-21 - Give thanks for the Giving of Thanks!
2006-11-19 - School sucks, I know
2006-11-18 - Roaches
2006-11-15 - All over the place
2006-11-15 - Whoever did this, and you know who you are . . .
2006-11-13 - Classy
2006-11-11 - I kid, I kid
2006-11-09 - I don't think I'll be moving much for a while
2006-11-08 - Next to movies, sleep is (usually) my more pleasant and innocent forms of escapism
2006-11-07 - Oh, Tiny Toon Adventures
2006-11-05 - Next to sleep, movies are (usually) my most pleasant and innocent form of escapism
2006-11-01 - How many diary entries can I devote to a man I DON'T EVEN LIKE?
2006-10-30 - Hmph! At least I am not dying.
2006-10-28 - Dammit
2006-10-26 - Oh, life
2006-10-25 - The second act
2006-10-22 - They used to be so innocent
2006-10-20 - Shudder
2006-10-19 - It stared out okay, then devolved into bitching
2006-10-12 - Evil's not exactly the right word, "heartless" maybe
2006-10-11 - Break is coming, I can almost see it from here
2006-10-09 - I hate midterms
2006-10-08 - How long til Thanksgiving?
2006-10-06 - It's going to be a loooong day
2006-10-05 - Curse me and my hollow tin chest
2006-10-03 - I'm looking at positives.
2006-10-02 - 80 degrees and I'm feeling fine (kind of)
2006-09-30 - I kept thinking of Harry Potter, but didn't say anything. I'm dorky enough already.
2006-09-29 - What am I even talking about?
2006-09-27 - Oh, life
2006-09-26 - Oh, Ben Franklin.
2006-09-21 - High aspirations
2006-09-19 - I'm not a writer
2006-09-17 - It's my diary, I'll whine if I want to
2006-09-13 - Ass of you and me. Or something like that.
2006-09-12 - Tilt a whirl
2006-09-11 - 9/11
2006-09-10 - Growly
2006-09-08 - A timid, but angry mouse
2006-09-06 - Should I wear my hair curly or straight?
2006-09-06 - Yes, no, maybe so
2006-09-05 - I'm never clever
2006-09-03 - Questions, questions
2006-08-31 - Pointless? Why, yes.
2006-08-30 - So the drama
2006-08-27 - Ow, my stomach lining!
2006-08-26 - Oscar's got nothing on me
2006-08-23 - My daddy would be so proud
2006-08-22 - It does to me
2006-08-11 - In college, even!
2006-08-10 - Suckage
2006-08-08 - Did you know that the plural of "Lego" is "Lego"? Yeah, I'm a regular fountain of useless info.
2006-08-02 - Pool time, cool time. School days, cool days?
2006-07-31 - Squirts
2006-07-28 - Am I firmly buckled into my handbasket? I'm getting there.
2006-07-26 - and at the end, she kind of loses it
2006-07-24 - But no blood, surprisingly
2006-07-18 - So I'm a snob. Shoot me.
2006-07-16 - Just pick one, something generic perhaps
2006-07-14 - Rain, rain, go away . . .
2006-07-13 - Don't touch me and leave the drama at the door
2006-07-12 - The dreams of a chubby
2006-07-09 - I am the foutain of eternal 14 year old youth
2006-07-07 - And that's all I've got to say about that. A box of chocolate and whatnot.
2006-07-04 - Oh, I had a day
2006-06-28 - I don't swim in your toliet . . .
2006-06-27 - Absurdism, surrealism, what's it matter? None of it makes sense.
2006-06-26 - I worked 10 and a half hours at the pool today. I hate kids so much.
2006-06-24 - Grrrrrrrr
2006-06-22 - I'm really reaching for it
2006-06-20 - 6 Weird Things (as opposed to every other day when I just don't number them)
2006-06-18 - Thanks for giving me life, now I'll spit in your face!
2006-06-14 - Fun fun fun
2006-06-09 - Augh! Sentences-no. Outrage-yes!
2006-06-09 - And no, not all at the same time.
2006-06-08 - And don't forget the 75% more stupid
2006-06-06 - Everyday is the devil's day when you work with children
2006-05-04 - I already have sandal tan lines. Fantastic.
2006-05-04 - Summer Begins
2006-05-29 - Where being Irish backfires
2006-05-28 - A week in a day
2006-05-12 - 4.0. FOUR OH. Sure my overall GPA is still just a 3.9 but this semester . . . boo-yah
2006-05-05 - Done done done done done
2006-05-04 - Sorcerer is a weird word now that I've stared at it for five minutes
2006-05-04 - Stop dancing. Start looking.
2006-05-02 - Damn, fuck, shit!
2006-05-02 - I'm in love with liquid paper
2006-05-01 - Bed bad. Paper good.
2006-04-29 - Ironically, X is VERY tall. David loses this one.
2006-04-28 - Worldwide starlets get much boys
2006-04-27 - Pointless doesn't even begin to describe this drivel
2006-04-25 - This is obviously some definition of the word "dead" that I was previously unaware of
2006-04-22 - Happy Birthday to me.
2006-04-20 - Big 2-0? More like big whine-o (ha! double meaning! only not)
2006-04-20 - No bed for you!
2006-04-18 - See Yellow-Ninja. See Yellow-Ninja ramble. Ramble Ninja, Ramble!
2006-04-17 - Bunnies
2006-04-13 - I haven't actually tried the caffiene pills but that's the next step
2006-04-12 - I don't have time to study, I don't have time to wash my hair . . . I'm so excited, I'm so excited . . .
2006-04-10 - The relentlessly probing icy fingers of the glacier violated the Earth for thousands of years
2006-04-09 - Jeez, emo kid. Cheer up
2006-04-08 - I'm excited!
2006-04-06 - Next week's special: Two for One on all Cousin Maimings!
2006-04-05 - Hardness like woah
2006-04-04 - So this is rather pointless. As usual.
2006-04-03 - Here's the mail, it never fails. It makes me wanna wag me tail . . .
2006-04-02 - I'm so TIRED. Tired of playing ze game . . .
2006-03-31 - Hair and fire
2006-03-30 - Over analyzing as usual
2006-03-29 - Wow, I'm lame
2006-03-28 - No more flabby
2006-03-28 - I hate school
2006-03-26 - Family Photos
2006-03-25 - Land the plane
2006-03-23 - Laugh and the world laughs with you . . .
2006-03-22 - An ADD entry
2006-03-20 - Let it snow.
2006-03-20 - Grab the sleds, boys
2006-03-18 - I really should memorize that number . . .
2006-03-17 - Wearin O' the green
2006-03-13 - Lazytown
2006-03-08 - A letter
2006-03-05 - Am I boring? No, really. I think so.
2006-03-02 - 40 days and 40 nights
2006-02-09 - I don't have a lot to say lately
2006-02-06 - Yeah, kinda pointless. Don't bother.
2006-02-03 - Why did I hate proms in high school? Oh yeah, THAT'S why.
2006-02-02 - I'm normal and that's nice.
2006-02-01 - And I've had Stairway to Heaven stuck in my head for the past two days
2006-01-31 - And I'm tired of pretending that I'm not.
2006-01-30 - You learn something new everyday. And usually, it's the stuff you didn't intend to.
2006-01-28 - Oooo, cryptic. Not.
2006-01-27 - Grouchy.
2006-01-24 - Ladies is pimps, too. Just check out my walk.
2006-01-20 - Mysterious . . . oooh.
2006-01-19 - This is not normal!
2006-01-18 - It's like a geological episode of SNL
2006-01-16 - Quint and Isolde
2006-01-14 - Give in to the power of the curls!
2006-01-11 - I'll quit whining . . . eventually
2006-01-10 - I'm getting more negative, you never thought THAT would happen. Right.
2006-01-07 - Back to school tomorrow. Shoot me now, please.
2006-01-05 - Go back one entry to get a better handle on this outburst
2006-01-05 - My new obession, when I'm not obessing about school:
2006-01-04 - And now the pain is shooting up my leg, that's so nice
2006-01-04 - Freak and a half
2006-01-01 - Hola, me llamo Miguel
2005-12-29 - Long ass entry but it's not my fault, I swear. The information is very pertinent!
2005-12-22 - I best be getting some get well soon wishes . . .
2005-12-21 - Pointless drivel, but no one reads anyway, so neener neener neener
2005-12-20 - The soon to be crutched wonder!
2005-12-12 - Fucking Finals (you see how I did that? I switched the first letters around and this was so much funnier in my head)
2005-12-10 - Incoherent, pissy babbling
2005-12-08 - Gotta love the Power Rangers
2005-12-07 - Puppy love
2005-12-06 - Kowabunga
2005-12-04 - In which I find out that singing "Friends in Low Places" off key at the top of your lungs is not all that attractive
2005-12-01 - What happened?! (it's from Disney's The Kid. It's funny. Really)
2005-11-30 - I'm the king of this castel and I say no philosophy.
2005-11-29 - Congratulate me! My good days should be congratulated.
2005-11-28 - Long overachiever entry. Beware the faint of heart.
2005-11-27 - More later
2005-11-20 - That ninja vanish trick really comes in handy if you actually USE IT
2005-11-18 - And just how exactly was it running? Good Lord!
2005-11-17 - "We would be just as happy if you were happy and got C's" That is some AMAZING bullshit
2005-11-16 - No, really. Shoot me. I've apparently outlived my usefulness.
2005-11-15 - Shoot me now
2005-11-13 - She's bossing me around even when she's telling me not let her boss me around, ha!
2005-11-12 - Philosophy can die, die, die
2005-11-08 - I love mornings
2005-11-06 - Mmmm-mmm, mm mmm mmmm! Mrrrmmhhh!
2005-11-03 - Yay for happy weeks!
2005-11-01 - Weird ass day
2005-10-31 - Tales of ghosts (real ones!)
2005-10-30 - Mmm-mmm not so good if you eat too much of it
2005-10-29 - When the universe is dark, it's time for Rainbow Brite!
2005-10-26 - It's still sadder for the turkey
2005-10-25 - Everyone loves Magical Trevor
2005-10-24 - I should just remember that it can always get worse
2005-10-23 - There's a lot of fat to eat so I'll be here til at least tomorrow . . .
2005-10-22 - Survey says . . .
2005-10-22 - Fun with story problems!
2005-10-21 - Ow.
2005-10-18 - Quint the Boy of Many Names
2005-10-12 - The over-achieving bandit has left the building and taken my sanity with her
2005-10-11 - Tennenium celebration! (this title has nothing to do with the entry)
2005-10-08 - Oh, I'm big and beautiful all right. Look at how nicely I fill out my size 2 jeans
2005-10-07 - A survery! Because I don't feel like doing a real entry
2005-10-05 - Too much time in the library NOT studying
2005-10-04 - Getting Over It Day (tm)
2005-10-02 - As the song says, breaking up is hard to do.
2005-10-01 - I did see a commerical about nuns the other day . . . (I'm joking at a sad time)
2005-09-30 - Date night sucks. Because I am a freak.
2005-09-29 - Just stop it
2005-09-27 - Chop chop chop
2005-09-25 - Highway to hell . . .
2005-09-23 - Aldehydes, Alkanes, Alkenes, Alkynes . . .
2005-09-21 - Oh yah, I got into a gang fight. They barely touched me . . .
2005-09-20 - I just might be a fricking teacher . . .
2005-09-20 - I just want to be a fricking teacher
2005-09-19 - So I'm feeling better . . .
2005-09-16 - Everybody just shit on the ninja
2005-09-04 - Sleeping (almost)Beauty
2005-09-03 - I need to go to bed
2005-09-03 - Erlack! How did this happen?
2005-08-30 - And my philosophy teacher is Japanese but speaks with a British accent
2005-08-23 - I made your family into soup. Isn't that great?!
2005-08-22 - Even FURTHER proof that I was adopted. Shit.
2005-08-22 - And I've only been with her a week . . .
2005-08-20 - What did I get myself into?
2005-08-19 - Sweet lady freedom!
2005-08-13 - I suck! But I'm happy and peppy about it!
2005-08-11 - Augh. Attractant is so not a word.
2005-08-10 - Lay off the drugs, then make with jokes. Yes.
2005-08-10 - I was wondering what the hell they were doing in there, but now I just don't care.
2005-08-09 - You're breaking my balls, Hans, you're breaking my balls
2005-08-08 - Earmuffs. The key is earmuffs.
2005-08-05 - No more negative! But what if I say two negatives, then multiply them and it's positive! No?
2005-08-04 - I hate it when people put quotes around things when they don't need to
2005-08-01 - Lesson learned, keep your quarter life crisises to yourself
2005-07-29 - Forwards ruin everything
2005-07-28 - Bye bye old computer, hello newbie!
2005-07-25 - Oh, I've got my life choices all laid out. I'm one kickass crazy 19er.
2005-07-23 - Dun dun dun-dun
2005-07-22 - Meh, Strong Bad. Meh.
2005-07-20 - Damn you technology!
2005-07-18 - And so it begins . . .
2005-07-18 - Who's who and what's what
2005-07-18 - This is the story of a girl