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2008-07-30 - I already miss Collegetown. It really is a great place to live. 2008-07-26 - Yay! I'm getting sick just as I start the move! Excellent timing! 2008-07-24 - To sleep, perchance to dream 2008-07-22 - Boxes cost money, you know! 2008-07-20 - And the AUGHs have it. 2008-07-17 - TOO MUCH TO DO. 2008-07-14 - Can you tell she makes me a little angry? 2008-07-13 - "Waaaalllll-eeee" is really fun to say like a robot 2008-07-07 - I still don't know what do about Babs, but work is still making me laugh 2008-07-06 - Doing nothing is strangely tiring 2008-07-04 - And what am I proving? Nothing, but it makes me feeling better. 2008-06-30 - He didn't even have a chance 2008-06-27 - Shhhh, I'm hunting apawtments 2008-06-24 - I do miss him, though 2008-06-23 - Fun times 2008-06-18 - Just venting 2008-06-08 - The next year is going to be soooo fun 2008-06-03 - No wonder I like my job 2008-05-27 - Tired 2008-05-19 - I really wish I didn't have to go grocery shopping today. I hate grocery shopping. 2008-05-16 - Making up for lost time with Heartless McGee 2008-05-06 - ZXY WVUT SRQ PONM LKJIH GFEDCBA! 2008-05-04 - A long entry you probably care nothing about 2008-04-22 - It's my birthday, I'll take 8 million naps if I want to (and have mono) 2008-04-06 - Thesarus, don't fail me now 2008-04-05 - A REAL job that I probably won't get, so why am I bitching about it already? 2008-04-02 - Chatty Cathy Strikes Again 2008-03-26 - On the goodship Lollypop 2008-03-18 - And I f-ing hate crying 2008-03-12 - Weekly Digest, of sorts. We'll see how this works. 2008-03-08 - My interview on Friday got cancelled. After I got there. Score. 2008-03-04 - Hurray for run on sentences and looong paragraphs! 2008-03-02 - Here's a stick. You may now beat me for being a bad, bad girl 2008-02-03 - Pickle you, kumquat! 2008-01-22 - Oreck! 2008-01-21 - Coughin' and rollin' 2008-01-16 - Awk-ward. 2008-01-12 - Cuss words. Lots and lots of cuss words. 2008-01-03 - And I always get to be here for it! Lucky me! 2008-01-02 - Man, my family's normal 2008-01-01 - Happy f-ing New Year. Why am I so happy all the time? Yowza. 2007-12-29 - They are driving me BATSHIT CRAZY 2007-12-26 - There's no place like home for the holidays 2007-12-18 - I'm almost suprised at how down I am! Who ARE you?! 2007-12-17 - In which I should really be bed but still desperately need to study 2007-12-16 - As the cliche saying goes, "finals" stands for "fuck, I never actually learned shit" 2007-12-14 - I felt bad that I wasn't crying. When she asked if I was okay, I just said "I don't know" 2007-12-13 - I'm going to live there because it's cheap and I'm lazy. And that's that. 2007-12-12 - He always does what he says he will 2007-12-10 - It's a dream entry, only interesting to me. Sorry. 2007-12-09 - God, he's attractive 2007-12-08 - Pointless drivel, par for the course 2007-12-07 - Or at least make me pissy and angry, which is better than sad 2007-12-04 - Perfectionists-in-denial get pouty when you point out our neuroses 2007-12-02 - Longing makes the heart grow fonder? Only if you have a heart 2007-11-30 - No, my headaches do not make me grumpy 2007-11-27 - Phone calls and head thralls 2007-11-25 - Clusterf* is more like it 2007-11-18 - I haaaate going to the doctor, but I loooove having a roof over my head 2007-11-16 - We have an 80's social tonight and I have nothing to wear. Frowny face. 2007-11-14 - That would be a sucky way to go 2007-11-11 - Idiot. 2007-11-07 - Gross. That is a very gross image. Death by vocal cord removal = ew. 2007-11-06 - It wouldn't be a quick death, I don't think 2007-11-05 - So college 2007-11-05 - Now, if it can only go well 8 periods a day, August through May, for the rest of my life, I'll be happy 2007-10-31 - Too grumpy to make up a decent description 2007-10-29 - Excessive exclamation points!!!!! 2007-10-28 - Why the hell would a cat be wearing khaki cargo pants? 2007-10-27 - YellowNinja+brown wig+bare midriff=un-fucking-stoppable 2007-10-25 - Things should get real interesting if Spice's BF ever proposes 2007-10-23 - Fall Break was lovely. Thanks. 2007-10-18 - I cuss a lot more than I used to. 2007-10-17 - Midterms and procrastination are fun! 2007-10-13 - This turned out kinda random . . . and depressing 2007-10-12 - Somebody should tell Einstein there is almost an entire internet diary devoted to her 2007-10-11 - Raging. 2007-10-09 - If I don't talk about it, maybe it'll go away 2007-10-09 - STFU. Seriously. 2007-10-06 - I feel like shit and like the best thing on this planet all at the same time 2007-10-02 - I say America, you say Fuck YEAH! America - ! 2007-10-01 - I need my sleep, damn it! Grandma gets cranky without her 8 hours! 2007-09-30 - I did say that and no, I wasn't drunk 2007-09-28 - Oh, good grief. 2007-09-27 - Tomorrow will be good. Day kinda blows. 2007-09-26 - Negative self talk will get you far 2007-09-26 - And, yeah, I do feel like killing my roommate. Why do you ask? 2007-09-25 - Soul? What soul? 2007-09-22 - Yes, these all happened today. Just today. 2007-09-21 - My friend is all gone now. Maybe I will make another one. 2007-09-18 - I'm a bad person 2007-09-17 - In which I enjoy harmless flirting with hotties 2007-09-13 - Is it cold in here? 2007-09-11 - Yesterday was a day of good news! 2007-09-10 - ARGH. I fucking hate school. 2007-09-08 - We're just a statistic now 2007-09-05 - If I was a drama queen, I would TOTALLY love this! 2007-09-05 - I feel amazing. I could beat you at anything right now. 2007-09-01 - Sweet, sweet, sweet victory 2007-08-31 - Crazy, but that's how it go-oh-woes 2007-08-29 - If you don't believe I'll mess with your AutoCorrect, just ask LT 2007-08-27 - Mmmm, slimfast 2007-08-26 - Something else I'll never tell my friends: I'm thirsty all the time and I wonder if I have diabetes 2007-08-20 - Oh mama, I'm in fear for my law from the long arm of the law 2007-08-19 - Angry baby 2007-08-17 - Remember how much I hate sorority recruitment? 2007-08-11 - What can I even say? 2007-08-08 - Eight days til senior year begins 2007-08-03 - I flip-flopped more than John Kerry 2007-07-30 - Pretty? Check. Skinny? Check. Married? Uh oh. 2007-07-28 - Wow, I haven't had an angsty rant of this proportion in about three years 2007-07-24 - Care for a swim? 2007-07-22 - I can't believe it's over! 2007-07-16 - Two nuggets of wisdom are sitting on the kitchen counter 2007-06-29 - Summertime and I'm feeling fine 2007-06-20 - I hate work 2007-06-14 - I promise I'll tell you about Ireland someday 2007-06-04 - Oh deer 2007-06-03 - Why clowns? 2007-05-31 - Ireland, Part 1 2007-05-30 - Oh, I'm proud to be an American. 2007-05-15 - Ireland here I come! 2007-05-11 - And my back left wisdom tooth is coming in rather painfully 2007-05-10 - Isn't being home for the summer great? 2007-05-08 - I can post again! 2007-05-01 - Oh mericful heavens! Who wants to come with me? 2007-04-29 - Ready, set, annoying! 2007-04-29 - Yeah, I know that doesn't make sense. 2007-04-27 - Dear Blaze, what the hell was I thinking?! 2007-04-24 - Because I'm shameless 2007-04-23 - In which my mood is lightened and my beer consumption is tripled 2007-04-22 - I'm legal to drink. Who gives a shit. 2007-04-21 - Why, yes, I am a little grouchy. 2007-04-20 - In case you didn't know, the end of the semester blows 2007-04-17 - For the Hokies 2007-04-15 - At least for now . . . 2007-04-13 - I have never been this stressed on a Friday night before 2007-04-12 - Growing up blows 2007-04-09 - Lent's over, bitches 2007-04-05 - I've been in a good mood lately. Yes, it is strange. 2007-04-05 - He saves children, but not the British children 2007-04-03 - Dance party in the hallway! 2007-04-01 - It's large, but not too large, I guess . . . 2007-03-30 - No, Fish. I'm not going to feed you. 2007-03-29 - Oh, the maturity! 2007-03-28 - It's going to be the number 1 jam, just wait. 2007-03-27 - Death by ninja 2007-03-27 - I lurve English 2007-03-26 - I'm HUGE in my mind 2007-03-21 - Here and there 2007-03-09 - Jimmy Fallon, anyone? 2007-03-07 - And then I was like "Nuh-uh" and she was all "Yeah-huh" 2007-03-06 - I've been up for the past 29 hours, sleep time commences in 11 more 2007-03-05 - Really really 2007-03-03 - Those'd be what you'd call endorphins, I do believe. 2007-03-02 - I asked nicely! 2007-03-01 - This is the third time in my college career, even! 2007-02-28 - Fluffly fluff, I have nothing to write about 2007-02-27 - I think this is the closest to hyper I've been in weeks. 2007-02-22 - The one in which I have lots of work 2007-02-19 - As if I didn't feel sick before 2007-02-17 - S to the I to C-K-Y 2007-02-16 - I have at least 8 hours until I can go back to bed 2007-02-14 - Not always the brightest 2007-02-11 - SFR 2007-02-10 - Ruining my life, I swear 2007-02-08 - It's our running joke. Ironic, no? 2007-02-07 - I do hate that fish and yes, it has been the subject of many a loud rant on the subject how how I don't like it looking at me 2007-02-06 - Shame spiral inducing paper? Not my best work. 2007-02-04 - And I hate my roommate's fish 2007-02-03 - Damn it, now the yogurt one is getting all chatty 2007-02-01 - Why are they even called "Nerds"? That makes me a cannibal, no? 2007-01-31 - It was listed as a LIT class. Stupid ho lied to me. 2007-01-29 - He said my finger was magical so I told it that I wanted a pony 2007-01-24 - Yet another pointless ADD entry 2007-01-23 - And "whorey" is now a word 2007-01-22 - It's not as funny when I should be cramming for my study sessions and TA meeting, but oh well 2007-01-21 - That's my reaction. Yell one single Spanish word. 2007-01-18 - Just thought I would briefly complain 2007-01-14 - And away to the movies 2007-01-13 - Weird and whiny 2007-01-11 - And I just keep piling it on 2007-01-10 - I am so thoroughlly depressed I can't even spell 2007-01-09 - Fitness 2007-01-08 - Why am I so tired?! 2006-12-29 - Samtsirhc Yrrem 2006-12-21 - eulogistic 2006-12-14 - If I wanted to be redundant, I'd say this entry was pointless 2006-12-09 - Done done done! (almost) 2006-12-07 - Fun with words 2006-12-07 - My dad rocks. 2006-12-06 - End of term is only one week away, which means you have one more week of overachiever ranting 2006-12-05 - No, really, I absolutely hate Christmas season 2006-12-01 - Little did she know 2006-11-28 - I need to move 2006-11-27 - T-day rehash 2006-11-21 - Give thanks for the Giving of Thanks! 2006-11-19 - School sucks, I know 2006-11-18 - Roaches 2006-11-15 - All over the place 2006-11-15 - Whoever did this, and you know who you are . . . 2006-11-13 - Classy 2006-11-11 - I kid, I kid 2006-11-09 - I don't think I'll be moving much for a while 2006-11-08 - Next to movies, sleep is (usually) my more pleasant and innocent forms of escapism 2006-11-07 - Oh, Tiny Toon Adventures 2006-11-05 - Next to sleep, movies are (usually) my most pleasant and innocent form of escapism 2006-11-01 - How many diary entries can I devote to a man I DON'T EVEN LIKE? 2006-10-30 - Hmph! At least I am not dying. 2006-10-28 - Dammit 2006-10-26 - Oh, life 2006-10-25 - The second act 2006-10-22 - They used to be so innocent 2006-10-20 - Shudder 2006-10-19 - It stared out okay, then devolved into bitching 2006-10-12 - Evil's not exactly the right word, "heartless" maybe 2006-10-11 - Break is coming, I can almost see it from here 2006-10-09 - I hate midterms 2006-10-08 - How long til Thanksgiving? 2006-10-06 - It's going to be a loooong day 2006-10-05 - Curse me and my hollow tin chest 2006-10-03 - I'm looking at positives. 2006-10-02 - 80 degrees and I'm feeling fine (kind of) 2006-09-30 - I kept thinking of Harry Potter, but didn't say anything. I'm dorky enough already. 2006-09-29 - What am I even talking about? 2006-09-27 - Oh, life 2006-09-26 - Oh, Ben Franklin. 2006-09-21 - High aspirations 2006-09-19 - I'm not a writer 2006-09-17 - It's my diary, I'll whine if I want to 2006-09-13 - Ass of you and me. Or something like that. 2006-09-12 - Tilt a whirl 2006-09-11 - 9/11 2006-09-10 - Growly 2006-09-08 - A timid, but angry mouse 2006-09-06 - Should I wear my hair curly or straight? 2006-09-06 - Yes, no, maybe so 2006-09-05 - I'm never clever 2006-09-03 - Questions, questions 2006-08-31 - Pointless? Why, yes. 2006-08-30 - So the drama 2006-08-27 - Ow, my stomach lining! 2006-08-26 - Oscar's got nothing on me 2006-08-23 - My daddy would be so proud 2006-08-22 - It does to me 2006-08-11 - In college, even! 2006-08-10 - Suckage 2006-08-08 - Did you know that the plural of "Lego" is "Lego"? Yeah, I'm a regular fountain of useless info. 2006-08-02 - Pool time, cool time. School days, cool days? 2006-07-31 - Squirts 2006-07-28 - Am I firmly buckled into my handbasket? I'm getting there. 2006-07-26 - and at the end, she kind of loses it 2006-07-24 - But no blood, surprisingly 2006-07-18 - So I'm a snob. Shoot me. 2006-07-16 - Just pick one, something generic perhaps 2006-07-14 - Rain, rain, go away . . . 2006-07-13 - Don't touch me and leave the drama at the door 2006-07-12 - The dreams of a chubby 2006-07-09 - I am the foutain of eternal 14 year old youth 2006-07-07 - And that's all I've got to say about that. A box of chocolate and whatnot. 2006-07-04 - Oh, I had a day 2006-06-28 - I don't swim in your toliet . . . 2006-06-27 - Absurdism, surrealism, what's it matter? None of it makes sense. 2006-06-26 - I worked 10 and a half hours at the pool today. I hate kids so much. 2006-06-24 - Grrrrrrrr 2006-06-22 - I'm really reaching for it 2006-06-20 - 6 Weird Things (as opposed to every other day when I just don't number them) 2006-06-18 - Thanks for giving me life, now I'll spit in your face! 2006-06-14 - Fun fun fun 2006-06-09 - Augh! Sentences-no. Outrage-yes! 2006-06-09 - And no, not all at the same time. 2006-06-08 - And don't forget the 75% more stupid 2006-06-06 - Everyday is the devil's day when you work with children 2006-05-04 - I already have sandal tan lines. Fantastic. 2006-05-04 - Summer Begins 2006-05-29 - Where being Irish backfires 2006-05-28 - A week in a day 2006-05-12 - 4.0. FOUR OH. Sure my overall GPA is still just a 3.9 but this semester . . . boo-yah 2006-05-05 - Done done done done done 2006-05-04 - Sorcerer is a weird word now that I've stared at it for five minutes 2006-05-04 - Stop dancing. Start looking. 2006-05-02 - Damn, fuck, shit! 2006-05-02 - I'm in love with liquid paper 2006-05-01 - Bed bad. Paper good. 2006-04-29 - Ironically, X is VERY tall. David loses this one. 2006-04-28 - Worldwide starlets get much boys 2006-04-27 - Pointless doesn't even begin to describe this drivel 2006-04-25 - This is obviously some definition of the word "dead" that I was previously unaware of 2006-04-22 - Happy Birthday to me. 2006-04-20 - Big 2-0? More like big whine-o (ha! double meaning! only not) 2006-04-20 - No bed for you! 2006-04-18 - See Yellow-Ninja. See Yellow-Ninja ramble. Ramble Ninja, Ramble! 2006-04-17 - Bunnies 2006-04-13 - I haven't actually tried the caffiene pills but that's the next step 2006-04-12 - I don't have time to study, I don't have time to wash my hair . . . I'm so excited, I'm so excited . . . 2006-04-10 - The relentlessly probing icy fingers of the glacier violated the Earth for thousands of years 2006-04-09 - Jeez, emo kid. Cheer up 2006-04-08 - I'm excited! 2006-04-06 - Next week's special: Two for One on all Cousin Maimings! 2006-04-05 - Hardness like woah 2006-04-04 - So this is rather pointless. As usual. 2006-04-03 - Here's the mail, it never fails. It makes me wanna wag me tail . . . 2006-04-02 - I'm so TIRED. Tired of playing ze game . . . 2006-03-31 - Hair and fire 2006-03-30 - Over analyzing as usual 2006-03-29 - Wow, I'm lame 2006-03-28 - No more flabby 2006-03-28 - I hate school 2006-03-26 - Family Photos 2006-03-25 - Land the plane 2006-03-23 - Laugh and the world laughs with you . . . 2006-03-22 - An ADD entry 2006-03-20 - Let it snow. 2006-03-20 - Grab the sleds, boys 2006-03-18 - I really should memorize that number . . . 2006-03-17 - Wearin O' the green 2006-03-13 - Lazytown 2006-03-08 - A letter 2006-03-05 - Am I boring? No, really. I think so. 2006-03-02 - 40 days and 40 nights 2006-02-09 - I don't have a lot to say lately 2006-02-06 - Yeah, kinda pointless. Don't bother. 2006-02-03 - Why did I hate proms in high school? Oh yeah, THAT'S why. 2006-02-02 - I'm normal and that's nice. 2006-02-01 - And I've had Stairway to Heaven stuck in my head for the past two days 2006-01-31 - And I'm tired of pretending that I'm not. 2006-01-30 - You learn something new everyday. And usually, it's the stuff you didn't intend to. 2006-01-28 - Oooo, cryptic. Not. 2006-01-27 - Grouchy. 2006-01-24 - Ladies is pimps, too. Just check out my walk. 2006-01-20 - Mysterious . . . oooh. 2006-01-19 - This is not normal! 2006-01-18 - It's like a geological episode of SNL 2006-01-16 - Quint and Isolde 2006-01-14 - Give in to the power of the curls! 2006-01-11 - I'll quit whining . . . eventually 2006-01-10 - I'm getting more negative, you never thought THAT would happen. Right. 2006-01-07 - Back to school tomorrow. Shoot me now, please. 2006-01-05 - Go back one entry to get a better handle on this outburst 2006-01-05 - My new obession, when I'm not obessing about school: 2006-01-04 - And now the pain is shooting up my leg, that's so nice 2006-01-04 - Freak and a half 2006-01-01 - Hola, me llamo Miguel 2005-12-29 - Long ass entry but it's not my fault, I swear. The information is very pertinent! 2005-12-22 - I best be getting some get well soon wishes . . . 2005-12-21 - Pointless drivel, but no one reads anyway, so neener neener neener 2005-12-20 - The soon to be crutched wonder! 2005-12-12 - Fucking Finals (you see how I did that? I switched the first letters around and this was so much funnier in my head) 2005-12-10 - Incoherent, pissy babbling 2005-12-08 - Gotta love the Power Rangers 2005-12-07 - Puppy love 2005-12-06 - Kowabunga 2005-12-04 - In which I find out that singing "Friends in Low Places" off key at the top of your lungs is not all that attractive 2005-12-01 - What happened?! (it's from Disney's The Kid. It's funny. Really) 2005-11-30 - I'm the king of this castel and I say no philosophy. 2005-11-29 - Congratulate me! My good days should be congratulated. 2005-11-28 - Long overachiever entry. Beware the faint of heart. 2005-11-27 - More later 2005-11-20 - That ninja vanish trick really comes in handy if you actually USE IT 2005-11-18 - And just how exactly was it running? Good Lord! 2005-11-17 - "We would be just as happy if you were happy and got C's" That is some AMAZING bullshit 2005-11-16 - No, really. Shoot me. I've apparently outlived my usefulness. 2005-11-15 - Shoot me now 2005-11-13 - She's bossing me around even when she's telling me not let her boss me around, ha! 2005-11-12 - Philosophy can die, die, die 2005-11-08 - I love mornings 2005-11-06 - Mmmm-mmm, mm mmm mmmm! Mrrrmmhhh! 2005-11-03 - Yay for happy weeks! 2005-11-01 - Weird ass day 2005-10-31 - Tales of ghosts (real ones!) 2005-10-30 - Mmm-mmm not so good if you eat too much of it 2005-10-29 - When the universe is dark, it's time for Rainbow Brite! 2005-10-26 - It's still sadder for the turkey 2005-10-25 - Everyone loves Magical Trevor 2005-10-24 - I should just remember that it can always get worse 2005-10-23 - There's a lot of fat to eat so I'll be here til at least tomorrow . . . 2005-10-22 - Survey says . . . 2005-10-22 - Fun with story problems! 2005-10-21 - Ow. 2005-10-18 - Quint the Boy of Many Names 2005-10-12 - The over-achieving bandit has left the building and taken my sanity with her 2005-10-11 - Tennenium celebration! (this title has nothing to do with the entry) 2005-10-08 - Oh, I'm big and beautiful all right. Look at how nicely I fill out my size 2 jeans 2005-10-07 - A survery! Because I don't feel like doing a real entry 2005-10-05 - Too much time in the library NOT studying 2005-10-04 - Getting Over It Day (tm) 2005-10-02 - As the song says, breaking up is hard to do. 2005-10-01 - I did see a commerical about nuns the other day . . . (I'm joking at a sad time) 2005-09-30 - Date night sucks. Because I am a freak. 2005-09-29 - Just stop it 2005-09-27 - Chop chop chop 2005-09-25 - Highway to hell . . . 2005-09-23 - Aldehydes, Alkanes, Alkenes, Alkynes . . . 2005-09-21 - Oh yah, I got into a gang fight. They barely touched me . . . 2005-09-20 - I just might be a fricking teacher . . . 2005-09-20 - I just want to be a fricking teacher 2005-09-19 - So I'm feeling better . . . 2005-09-16 - Everybody just shit on the ninja 2005-09-04 - Sleeping (almost)Beauty 2005-09-03 - I need to go to bed 2005-09-03 - Erlack! How did this happen? 2005-08-30 - And my philosophy teacher is Japanese but speaks with a British accent 2005-08-23 - I made your family into soup. Isn't that great?! 2005-08-22 - Even FURTHER proof that I was adopted. Shit. 2005-08-22 - And I've only been with her a week . . . 2005-08-20 - What did I get myself into? 2005-08-19 - Sweet lady freedom! 2005-08-13 - I suck! But I'm happy and peppy about it! 2005-08-11 - Augh. Attractant is so not a word. 2005-08-10 - Lay off the drugs, then make with jokes. Yes. 2005-08-10 - I was wondering what the hell they were doing in there, but now I just don't care. 2005-08-09 - You're breaking my balls, Hans, you're breaking my balls 2005-08-08 - Earmuffs. The key is earmuffs. 2005-08-05 - No more negative! But what if I say two negatives, then multiply them and it's positive! No? 2005-08-04 - I hate it when people put quotes around things when they don't need to 2005-08-01 - Lesson learned, keep your quarter life crisises to yourself 2005-07-29 - Forwards ruin everything 2005-07-28 - Bye bye old computer, hello newbie! 2005-07-25 - Oh, I've got my life choices all laid out. I'm one kickass crazy 19er. 2005-07-23 - Dun dun dun-dun 2005-07-22 - Meh, Strong Bad. Meh. 2005-07-20 - Damn you technology! 2005-07-18 - And so it begins . . . 2005-07-18 - Who's who and what's what 2005-07-18 - This is the story of a girl
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